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Post by Sam Morse on May 23, 2009 12:35:39 GMT -5
Granted, but the fact that you can no longer sleep dream causes you to lose the ability to dream in real life or set goals. You have set up a purposeless life on a couch.
I wish I had a pet rock.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on May 25, 2009 11:07:57 GMT -5
Granted, but the rock is covered in a new supergerm. You are now responsible for starting a world epidemic that causes the demise of the human race.
I wish i could speak fluent Japenese.
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Post by Sam Morse on May 25, 2009 13:33:34 GMT -5
Granted but, do to an epidemic caused by a unique super germ on a pet rock, every peson who speaks Japanese is now dead. Do to the terror of the epidemic, some people hear you speak and mistake it for witch craft and decide that you caused the disease, so they toss you into a lake with bricks tied to your ankles.
I wish I could fly in a rocket.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 1, 2009 17:19:57 GMT -5
Granted, but your pilot passes out and you crash the rocket. The rocket crashes into the atlantic ocean which causes a mega-tsunami that destroys america.
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Post by somecoolname on Jun 5, 2009 14:22:36 GMT -5
i wish laine would start remembering to post a new wish:)
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 5, 2009 18:27:01 GMT -5
Me too!!!   I wish I had 100000000000000 dollars. |
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 7, 2009 21:33:23 GMT -5
Granted but, they are Momdandialamian dollars. Being as that is a country that I just made up, It is worth absolutely nothing.
I wish I owned 100000 pounds of real gold.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 9, 2009 20:52:18 GMT -5
Granted, but do to a unique trend in jewlrey sales and other gold related business the gold is rendered worthless.
I wish I owned an elephant.
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 12, 2009 13:52:34 GMT -5
Granted but, sadly enough, due to the reduction of intrest in gold, ivory has quintupled in value and you elephant is kindnapped and is being offered back to you for a ransom of 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars.
I wish I owned the world's largest paperclip.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 12, 2009 14:10:30 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the reduction in intrest in gold, the insane love of ivory and the ransom of an elephant. I stole your paper clip, and escaped on a plane headed to Moracco. Unfortunatly, the plane crashes because the pilots were japenese and have been infected with a certain rare supergerm. Your paper-clip is now at the bottom of the ocean.
I wish I could be the ruler of the world for a day.
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 14, 2009 18:02:09 GMT -5
Granted, but on the maiden voyage of your boat/world headquarters the boat gets skewered by a particularly large and stolen underwater paperclip and then sinks. Several countries in Europe have now became suspicious of the paperclip and find out you stole that paperclip. They then have you impeached and put in a top security prison.
I wish I had a pet kangaroo.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 15, 2009 11:16:51 GMT -5
Granted, but due to the impeachment of a certain world ruler the earth's people are in chaos. They elect a corrupt new ruler who happens to be highly allergic to kangaroos, you and all your kangaroo owning friends are outlawed. You are now living in a certain high security prison in a cell close to a certian paper-clip stealing former ruler.
I wish i was a superhero.
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 17, 2009 17:05:24 GMT -5
Granted. Your powers have given you super strength and flying abilities. You smash out of prison, creating a large hole in the wall that allows you to escape. Shortly after, you could see a certain person riding a kangaroo out of the hole and into the distance. Sadly, this distration allowed prison guards to put anti-super hero handcuffs on you. They then move you to another high security prison that happens to be on the bottom of the ocean. You are forced to wear the handcuffs at all times.
I wish I owned a submarine.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 20, 2009 13:27:47 GMT -5
Granted, but as you ae riding around in you submarine you are distracted by a certain giant paper-clip sitting at the bottom of the sea. You run into a high security prison where youb just happen to inturrupt the escape of a certain superhero/world dictator. The people blame you for the escape. You are now sitting in a certain high sercurity prison at the bottom of the ocean watching you submarine sink and a certain world ruler swim away with her super strength.
I wish I had a pet tiger.
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 22, 2009 18:48:26 GMT -5
Granted, but as you are playing with it, it knocks you into a wall that happens to have a button on it that causes a certain underwater prison to explode. Only one cell was intact and it was being carried to the surface by the shock wave. A particular kangaroo owning person is seen coming out of it on the shore of Jamaica. Well back to the story, the government has decided to put you in prison (again!). You are realeased two years later on good behavior. But a small child in the streets sudden squirts you with barbaque sauce and you fall. Unfortunately, your tiger was hungry. Coincidentally, the barbaque sauce used happened to be made in Jamaica by a company owned by a particular kangaroo owner.
I wish I had a laser pen.
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Post by Laine Weatherford on Jun 24, 2009 18:12:59 GMT -5
Granted, but while you are using your laser pen to give a presentation to a certian jamaican barbaque sauce company you recieve news that a certian scar-covered super-hero/dictator with a newly re-trained tiger is sueing your company for 111111111111111111111111100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222766666666666666 dollars for causing the injuries given by a certian newly-trained tiger. You lose the lawsuit and all your possesions are seized ,including a certain laser pen, to pay off the debt.
I wish I had a 500 inch TV.
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Post by Sam Morse on Jun 25, 2009 15:34:20 GMT -5
Granted, but, upon activating it you cause a world wide black out. The world has gone insane. However luck has shined upon you because a masked man riding a kangaroo breaks into your house and steals multiple possesions including a laser pen and a large amount of money. The good part of that is that the man shoots his laserpen at a certain giant paperclip, which doubles the ray's power, launching the beam into outerspace where it smacks into a satelite that redirects the beam again. It hits the empire state building and somehow recharges all the power in the world. Do to the quick recovery of power, the government has forgiven you. On one condition. That you leave a certain kangaroo owner and his newly re founded barbaque sauce company alone. You agreed and are currently living in Samoa. There is only one bad thing. Your tiger died when smashed by the television. Other than that all is good.
I wish that I owned a golden nickel.
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